Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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