I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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