I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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