I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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