just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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