the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
