I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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