shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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