Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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