everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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