So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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