what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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