love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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