he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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