let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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