if i died would you start the facebook group?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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