Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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