Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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