It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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