i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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