Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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