how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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