I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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