I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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