called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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