I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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