I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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