Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
This baby is an asshole
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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