Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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