I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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