I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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