what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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