in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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