Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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