Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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