Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
