Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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