okay pat passed out under dana's car
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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