***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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