I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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