Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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