it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it's like iHOP with fire
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So many bounce houses so little time
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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