We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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