big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Slut skills are useful in every country.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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