you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
tequila makes me forget i have legs
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
