the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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