nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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