There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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