We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is Oprah even human
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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