yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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